everysecondtuesday's fic

Title: The (Mostly Accidental) Courtship of Dean Winchester [also at AO3]
Rating: R
Pairings/Characters: Castiel/Dean, Sam, Bobby
Spoilers: Spoilers through the S5 finale.
Warnings: Consent issues having to do with marriage (but not sex), brief references to violence and gore.
Word Count: 11,101 words
Summary: Angelic marriage rites were never intended to go quite like this.
Notes: The beginning of this is set after 5x18, which had just aired when I started writing it, but the fic as a whole has spoilers through the finale despite being only partially canon-compliant. I came across a prompt for this in one of the SPN kink memes and made off with it into the night with jmtorres's encouragement. Thanks to the-wanlorn, shirozora, and jmtorres for audiencing, and to jmtorres for lending me her amazing beta skills and several ideas. Thanks to the deancastiel chat for helping me figure out which of three directions I wanted to go with this and for ideas and encouragement, especially to extraonions for the line about assbutt being more menacing in Enochian. I'm including Castiel dragging Sam out of Hell for nel-ani (but I really do have an actual fic on that in the works for you). It really does take a village to get me to finish a fic. There are some consent issues having to do with angel marriage (yes, angel marriage--look, this fic is tagged with "crack" for a reason); the drunken shenanigans have nothing to do with sex, for those worried, and everything to do with some terrible decision making.



( For future reference, if you were an angel who wanted to court a human, Dean was pretty sure you ought to let said human know sometime soon after slapping the initial engagement hand-print on their soul, if not earlier )

Title: Five Pies Dean Hated (And One He Loved)
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Dean, Sam, John (gen)
Spoilers: General spoilers through S4.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 1068 words.
Summary: Five pies Dean hated (and one he loved).
Notes: This was written for morebutterflys for the current round of spn_bitesized, FIVE. It being three_weeks_for_dw, this is a Dreamwidth exclusive for the next three weeks.



( 1. 'That's not pie,' Dean said loudly, and Sammy burst into tears. )

Title: Dean Won't Be Your Angel Condom [also at AO3]
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Castiel/Dean, Gabriel/Sam.
Spoilers: Blanket S5 spoilers.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 1107 words
Summary: It's Gabriel's fault. (It's always Gabriel's fault.)
Notes: This is the last day of Five Days of Tuesday, the bonus day! The canon of this being possible is of such dubious question (to the point of it not being in question at all) that all I can really tell you is to just roll with it for cracky deliciousness. This was my safety net story, which I ended up needing to use after all, because ~Sam and Castiel's Amazing Adventure~ is far from being finished. Enjoy!




( It's Gabriel's fault. )

Title: Things Dean Winchester Loves [also at AO3]
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Castiel/Dean
Characters:: Castiel, Dean, Sam
Rating: R
Word Count: 3622 words
Summary: Castiel makes a list, Sam gives good advice, and Dean takes a while to catch on.
Notes: This started as a tiny, fluffy joke with svmadelyn when we caught brunch together and grew from there. It's the fourth fic for my (misnamed--it was late, I was tired, and apparently I could not do the type of math a six year old would find easy) Five Days of Tuesday. Thanks to niqaeli, jmtorres, and shirozora for audiencing bits or listening to me talk about it.



( Things Dean Winchester Loves: )

Title: Diner Death Match: French Fries Are The Ultimate Victor
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Castiel, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester
Pairing: Castiel/Dean
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 726 words
Summary: Sam nearly has a geekgasm, Dean nearly has a foodgasm, and Castiel comes about his point obliquely. (In which angels have a gender, but Castiel is not a real boy after all.)
Notes: Written for a prompt from jmtorres. In my head, this takes place sometime season five, but definitely after the events of 4x10.



( Sam rolled his eyes and put down his turkey and rabbit food sandwich. 'Of course Castiel doesn't care if you call him a girl, Dean. Gender essentialism doesn't matter to angels, because they have no gender.' )