everysecondtuesday's fic

Title: Your Apple Pie Suburban Hell Happily Ever After [also at AO3]
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Castiel/Dean, Becky/Chuck, Lucifer/Sam, past Dean/Lisa, Michael, Bobby, and other minor appearances from a slew of cast members.
Spoilers: General S5 spoilers, with major spoilers for 5x22.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 7638 words
Summary: In which Becky and Dean search for Chuck and Sam, Castiel discovers a love of milkshakes, Sam regrets being a good Samaritan, and Lucifer is still entirely too interested in Sam's body for Sam's peace of mind.
Notes: This is unabashed post-finale crack! I wrote it for grey_bard, who wanted Castiel/Dean and something regarding finale spoilers when she won tiny-fic from me in my pre-finale speculation poll. I was thinking I'd write each winner around 200 words or so. I invite you to contemplate the word count and laugh at me. Thank you, the_wanlorn and jmtorres, for audiencing it, and thank you, jmtorres and lizfu, for betaing.




( Your Apple Pie Suburban Hell Happily Ever After )