Title: Don't Go in the Funhouse [Also at AO3]
Rating: Teen and up
Pairings/Characters: B.A./Murdock, minor appearances made by Hannibal and Face.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: Off-screen explosions.
Word Count: 1703
Summary: "There aren't going to be any explosions," Hannibal said, "if everything goes according to plan."
Notes: Happy anniversary, Wanlorn! Technically, this isn't really a new gift, as I already wrote most of it for you in chat, but whatever, I finished it! That is totally like a brand new gift!




( 'You've never been to a carnival,' B.A. said disbelievingly. )

Title: Happily Ever After With Goats [Also at AO3]
Rating: Teen and up
Pairings/Characters: Hawke/Varric, references to past Anders/Hawke, Fenris/Hawke.
Spoilers: Spoilers for the entire game.
Warnings: References to canon character death, some violence. (highlight to read).
Word Count: 5488
Summary: "There's no trouble you can't outrun with a fast ship and a good crew." Hawke only wishes this were true. In which they take to the open seas, start a farm, and fail at traditional romance.
Notes: I blame bessemerprocess for letting me know that Dragon Age 2 came out on the release date.

( Isabela spoke first. )

I kept meaning to make individual posts to tuesdayfic for all the A-Team fic I've posted on tuesday, but that hasn't happened. Instead, have a round-up post:

( Eleven A-Team fic, all B.A./Murdock, with ratings from teen to explicit and word counts ranging from 146 to 2,314 )

Title: He Grows on You (Like Rabies) [Also at AO3]
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: B.A., Murdock. Gen, but B.A./Murdock-ish if you squint.
Spoilers: This is movie 'verse, but has missions in the vein of the original show. Actual spoilers, however, don't extend far past the movie/tv show premise.
Warnings: Bitten by wildlife, terrible jokes about rabies.
Word Count: 1051
Summary: B.A. is bitten by a fox. Murdock "helps" him convalesce.
Notes: This is the first fic I've written for h/c bingo, for the square "bite."



( 'Shit, shit.' B.A. hobbled to the van door with Murdock supporting his right side and came to the horrific realization that he was going to have to let someone else drive. )

Title: Of All Possible Futures [Also at AO3]
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Castiel/Dean, brief references to past Dean/OMCs, OFC/OFC, Sam, Anna, Uriel.
Spoilers: Spoilers through the season five finale.
Warnings: Violence (all in the life of a hunter), brief references to homophobia.
Word Count: 3740
Summary: Of all possible futures, Castiel chose this one.
Notes: Written for the lgbtfest prompt "Castiel doesn't see what the big deal is -- angels have no gender as humans understand it, and Dean is in love with him, not his vessel's body, right? For Dean, it's nowhere near that simple." Thank you to jmtorres for betaing and to shirozora for doing another run-through. I talked to a ton of people about this and received a lot of encouragement, including shirozora, jmtorres, architeuthis, and probably a bunch of others if I checked my chat history. My friends are all amazing. This is probably one of the more experimental fic I've written lately.



( English was imprecise. Castiel held multitudes, was seven contradictory things without stretching himself. )

Title: In Truth (Everyone Is Expendable)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Anna, Castiel, Becky, Dean.
Spoilers: References through 5x17, major spoilers for 5x04.
Warnings: References to canon sex while high. Includes depictions of violence and character death (both onscreen and implied).
Additional Content: Drug use by non-pov character. (Lots of it.)
Word Count: 2078
Summary: When the rest of the angels jumped ship, Anna and Castiel stayed.
Notes: Thank you so much to my beta, shirozora, and pre-readers, jmtorres and the_wanlorn! I'll have a behind the scenes for this up within the next few days on everysecondtuesday, including several hundred more words of fic that never made it in and the my original story plans (which had more character death, more time travel, and would have required at least another six thousand words). It's a remix of schmevil's In Truth (Four Things That Never Happened to Anna Milton, and One That Did) for Remix Redux.



Anna didn't make the same mistake twice

Title: The (Mostly Accidental) Courtship of Dean Winchester [also at AO3]
Rating: R
Pairings/Characters: Castiel/Dean, Sam, Bobby
Spoilers: Spoilers through the S5 finale.
Warnings: Consent issues having to do with marriage (but not sex), brief references to violence and gore.
Word Count: 11,101 words
Summary: Angelic marriage rites were never intended to go quite like this.
Notes: The beginning of this is set after 5x18, which had just aired when I started writing it, but the fic as a whole has spoilers through the finale despite being only partially canon-compliant. I came across a prompt for this in one of the SPN kink memes and made off with it into the night with jmtorres's encouragement. Thanks to the-wanlorn, shirozora, and jmtorres for audiencing, and to jmtorres for lending me her amazing beta skills and several ideas. Thanks to the deancastiel chat for helping me figure out which of three directions I wanted to go with this and for ideas and encouragement, especially to extraonions for the line about assbutt being more menacing in Enochian. I'm including Castiel dragging Sam out of Hell for nel-ani (but I really do have an actual fic on that in the works for you). It really does take a village to get me to finish a fic. There are some consent issues having to do with angel marriage (yes, angel marriage--look, this fic is tagged with "crack" for a reason); the drunken shenanigans have nothing to do with sex, for those worried, and everything to do with some terrible decision making.



( For future reference, if you were an angel who wanted to court a human, Dean was pretty sure you ought to let said human know sometime soon after slapping the initial engagement hand-print on their soul, if not earlier )

Title: Your Apple Pie Suburban Hell Happily Ever After [also at AO3]
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Castiel/Dean, Becky/Chuck, Lucifer/Sam, past Dean/Lisa, Michael, Bobby, and other minor appearances from a slew of cast members.
Spoilers: General S5 spoilers, with major spoilers for 5x22.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 7638 words
Summary: In which Becky and Dean search for Chuck and Sam, Castiel discovers a love of milkshakes, Sam regrets being a good Samaritan, and Lucifer is still entirely too interested in Sam's body for Sam's peace of mind.
Notes: This is unabashed post-finale crack! I wrote it for grey_bard, who wanted Castiel/Dean and something regarding finale spoilers when she won tiny-fic from me in my pre-finale speculation poll. I was thinking I'd write each winner around 200 words or so. I invite you to contemplate the word count and laugh at me. Thank you, the_wanlorn and jmtorres, for audiencing it, and thank you, jmtorres and lizfu, for betaing.




( Your Apple Pie Suburban Hell Happily Ever After )

Title: The Wake and the War Drums [also at AO3]
Rating: NC-17
Pairings/Characters: Castiel/Dean
Spoilers: General S5 spoilers, with major spoilers for 5x17
Warnings: Dubious consent (for drunken sex and Dean's headspace).
Word Count: 1828 words
Summary: "If we're going to do this," Dean said, and he ignored that there was no real if there, "we're going to need a bed." (5x17 coda.)
Notes: Thank you to Shirozora for audiencing most of this and to Jmtorres for the, as always, kick-ass beta. This is an episode tag for 5x17 and is labeled dubious consent for drunk sex and Dean's headspace. Thanks as always to the Campfire fen for the group episode watch, which makes the show bearable in all its ups and downs.





( 'It's called GPS.' )

Title: The Best Worst Date [also at AO3]
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Gus/Shawn
Spoilers: Blanket spoilers through S3.
Warnings: Off-screen murder of an original character (because, well, case fic of sorts).
Word Count: 2120 words
Summary: It was their first anniversary, and Gus had planned it out to the very last detail. These plans had not included a murder investigation.
Notes: This is for Aithine, who requested "Getting continually caught up in an SBPD case they keep trying not to get called in to help on" during my birthday weekend flash fic prompt post. I fail at flash fic, obviously. Thank you to Mona for audiencing, betaing, and, in general, for talking Psych with me and making me excited about the fandom again.




( Gus was a traditionalist )