Title: Happily Ever After With Goats [Also at AO3]
Rating: Teen and up
Pairings/Characters: Hawke/Varric, references to past Anders/Hawke, Fenris/Hawke.
Spoilers: Spoilers for the entire game.
Warnings: References to canon character death, some violence. (highlight to read).
Word Count: 5488
Summary: "There's no trouble you can't outrun with a fast ship and a good crew." Hawke only wishes this were true. In which they take to the open seas, start a farm, and fail at traditional romance.
Notes: I blame bessemerprocess for letting me know that Dragon Age 2 came out on the release date.

( Isabela spoke first. )