Eeee, this is the best comment.

And I gave you a B.A./Murdock sequel, remember? Shared here, in case other people are interested:

"Murdock," B.A. said with much more patience than he actually felt, "blow jobs aren't a cure-all."

"You don't know that! I think it bears more testing."

B.A. rolled his eyes, but decided what the hell. It was better than having to fluff his pillow for the forty-billionth time.