The first card was about what to do when faced with a wild fox. It was also markedly different from most of the rest and obviously handmade with an index card and bright purple magic marker. There was an illustration of the fox, complete with dripping fangs and an arrow pointing at the saliva accompanied by the helpful label RABIES.
The options were: A) Run screaming like a sensible person. B) Shoot it like a total bad-ass. C) Attack it with your feet and subsequently contract RABIES.
B.A. glared. "If you hadn't wasted all our bullets—"
"There was still the option to run screaming!"
OH JESUS, THIS IS STILL HILARIOUS. I don't know which makes me lol more, B or C. Or both. Or A. Oh my god ATTACK IT WITH YOUR FEET. TOTAL BAD-ASS. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
SOCK PUPPET REENACTMENT! "Omnomnom, Bosco tastes delicious."! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD ALSO I love that he only labels half of the paper foxes as rabies carriers. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I shamelessly stole it and am unconcerned by my future death at Face's hands.
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The first card was about what to do when faced with a wild fox. It was also markedly different from most of the rest and obviously handmade with an index card and bright purple magic marker. There was an illustration of the fox, complete with dripping fangs and an arrow pointing at the saliva accompanied by the helpful label RABIES.
The options were:
A) Run screaming like a sensible person.
B) Shoot it like a total bad-ass.
C) Attack it with your feet and subsequently contract RABIES.
B.A. glared. "If you hadn't wasted all our bullets—"
"There was still the option to run screaming!"
OH JESUS, THIS IS STILL HILARIOUS. I don't know which makes me lol more, B or C. Or both. Or A. Oh my god ATTACK IT WITH YOUR FEET. TOTAL BAD-ASS. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
SOCK PUPPET REENACTMENT! "Omnomnom, Bosco tastes delicious."! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD ALSO I love that he only labels half of the paper foxes as rabies carriers. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I shamelessly stole it and am unconcerned by my future death at Face's hands.
ASDLKFJAKL;SDJFK;LASJDF;KLJASKD;LFJA;SLKDJF;AKLSDF :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"Maybe," B.A. said, "I just really hate foxes."
OH GOD LOLING FOREVER. FOREVER. *___________________________*
Still want a sequel. :(